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  • Pooch Selfie – Gør Det Nemt At Tage Selfies Af & Med Din Hund

Produktbeskrivelse

Bedste værktøj til at indfange selfies med din hund

Vi kender det alle sammen, som har prøvet at tage billeder af hunden, hvor det er meningen hunden skal kigge på linsen. Det er ikke nemt! Pooch Selfie er et innovativt nyt produkt, som gør denne opgave til en leg. Pooch Selfie vedhæftes oven på din smartphone, der gør det muligt for hundeejere at fange de bedste billeder med deres hunde. De fleste hunde kan ikke modstå tennisbolde, så deres blik vil være stift rettet mod linsen på telefonens kamera.

Designerne af dette produkt indså, hvor svært det er at få en hund at stå stille længe nok til at få en god selfie. Denne tæt på umulige opgave inspirerede dem til at designe dette fede produkt, der revolutionerer den måde ejerne tager billeder med deres hunde.

  • Aftagelig udskiftelig squeaker bold - holder hundens opmærksomhed
  • Smart klemme montering
  • Let at bruge
  • Designet til brug på iPhones, Samsung og de fleste andre smartphones og tablets
  • Universal – passer på de fleste smartphones, også med etuier og lignende
  • Virker både med forud og bagud vendte kameraer
  • Kan bruge standard tennisbold
  • Lavet i samarbejde med velgørenhedsorganisationer der direkte støtter dyr
  • Produceret i USA

Sådan bruges Pooch selfie:

  • Skub klemmen over din smartphone eller tablet
  • Fastgør tennis bolden på toppen af telefon eller tablet
  • Sæt dig ved siden af hunden for det perfekte billede
  • Pibelyd i bold kan hjælpe med at holde hundens opmærksomhed
  • Klik, færdig
  • Valgfrit: Fjern bolden og lad hunden lege og hente som en belønning

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Dogshit Selfie – Kackende Hunde verzücken das Internet

In keinem Augenblick ist ein Hund so nackt vor Gott und dem Universum, wie bei der Verrichtung seines Geschäfts. Es geschieht traditionell öffentlich und wir kennen die Blicke, die sagen: Sieh’ nicht hin, es ist mein Schicksal. Die Leute von Dogshit Selfie ignorieren die Würde ihres Verbeiners, stattdessen entwickelt sich gerade ein Megatrend. Checkt das geniale letzte Bild aus der Serie.

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Robin Kielgas Tanzi finanziert von Rundfunkgebühren. Alles erreicht, ich kann in Frieden sterben. <3

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Das mit dem Chlorbleichmittelmüsli ist auch super für Der goldene Aluhut

Linus Renz der Unterschied zwischen Genie und Wahnsinn liegt im Erfolg ;)

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Phillip Jason Verdammt, schon wieder einen Trend verpasst 😂

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Mag den Jungen ja eigentlich nicht so, aber man muss sagen, dass das hier schon ziemlich gut war :D

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Und wie ich mich ein eines seiner Streams erinnere, als er andere YouTuber beleidigte weil sie sich „für FUNK prostituieren lassen“. Ein Wendehals.

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Stefanie Anich jetzt hab ich eine Marktlücke für mich 😜😅

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Claudia-Lucifer Stolt, das wäre doch was. Satteln wir um?

Tattoofrei - Es ist schön, keine Tattoos zu habenKann den nicht mehr ernst nehmen. Realness sowas von dahin, als er mal erzählte, dass er nie was mit „Funk“ machen würde. 😀

Hunde selfie

Det er ikke altid let at få hunden til at gøre som man gerne vil. Især ikke når man skal tage billeder. Hunde fatter lissom ikke konceptet med billeder.

Med denne hunde selfie gadget også kaldet Pooch selfie, kan du få hundens opmærksomhed og tage den perfekte selfie af dig og din hund.

Pooch selfie er en holder med en bold du sætter på din smartphone. Hvis bolden ikke fanger hundens opmærksomhed i første hug, kan den også pive når man klemmer den.

Med Pooch selfie er du sikker på at fange nogle gode selfies af dig og din bedste ven.

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Beauty Circle - Beauty und Mode

◇ Neueste Mode und Makeup Trends entdecken und Kosmetikprodukte kaufen und bewerten

◇ "Beautistas" oder anderen Beauty Circle-Mitgliedern folgen, die Sie mit ihren Fotos und Beiträgen inspirieren

◇Teilen Sie Ihren Style, laden Sie Fotos in Ihrem Profil hoch & markieren Sie die Marken, die Sie in Ihrem Lieblingsoutfit verwenden

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◇ Filter: Fotofilter aus verschiedenen Kategorien wie Porträt, Szenerie, usw.

◇ Gesicht: Gesichtskonturen bearbeiten, Haut glätten, Teint farblich verändern, Nase schmälern und Gesichtsform anpassen. Contouring a la Kim Kardashian

◇ Augen: Größe & Farbe der Augen verändern

◇ Haut: Akne, Flecken, Hautunreinheiten im Gesicht verschwinden lassen für eine makellos schöne Haut

◇ Schönheitskorrekturen werden schon vor dem Schnappschuss in Echtzeit vorgenommen

◇ Fotos ganz nach Belieben freistellen, rotieren und drehen

◇ Entfernung von Tränensäcken und Verringerung von Augenringen sowie Schwellungen an den Augen

◇ Rote Augen entfernen nach Selfie Aufnahme mit Blitz

◇ Löschen Sie unerwünschte Objekte oder Personen aus Ihrem Selfie und Foto

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Viele Hunde und Ostern

Unfortunately hubby and I had to work on Good Friday as well as the Monday after Easter Sunday, ’cause these are, in contrast to Germany, not official holidays over here. Some companies are closed on these days but not the one I work for and hubby being self employed … well, just let’s say it wouldn’t be his best choice to take these days off. He is not just busy busy with all the dog walks and the training – the dog hotel is packed as well.

Leider mussten Hubby und ich Karfreitag und Ostermontag arbeiten, da diese beiden Tage hier in den USA keine offizielen Feiertage sind. Einige Firma schliessen ihre Tueren zwar an besagten Tagen, nicht aber die, fuer die ich arbeite. Und da Hubby selbstaendig ist, waer es nicht wirklich die schlauste Idee, an diesen Tagen frei zu machen. Er ist nicht nur super ausgebucht was die Walks und das Training angeht, auch das Hundehotel ist ziemlich voll.

Tiffy and Boedefeld just love this big guy

ok… his real name is Hook and her real name is Fisher

Teddy and Atti Atticus

Oreo it’s not possible….

….to get a pic of all of them….. … ’cause everybody keeps running around 🙂

cuddle time SnickerdoodleBop played in mud 🙂

However we still had a great weekend and celebrated Easter as every year at our friends house. Only once a year hubby eats French toast – simply because he loves the ones Mindy makes – and I still look forward to an egg dish one of the family members always brings. Some of the people we only see during this traditional Easter brunch so we have to do a lot of catch up and therefore conversations are always interesting.

Wie dem auch sei, wir hatten trotzdem ein schoenes Wochenende und feierten Ostersonntag mit dem traditionellen Brunch im Hause unserer Freunde. Nur einmal im Jahr isst Hubby French Toast – einfach weil er den, den Mindy macht, so lecker findet – und ich freu mich jedes Jahr auf einen Eierauflauf, den eins der Familienmitglieder immer zum Brunch beisteuert. Einige der Leute sehen wir nur zum jaehrlichen Oster Brunch. Von daher sind die Gespraeche immer umfangreich und interessant.

At one point I had to laugh so hard: somebody said directly to Ella “You are so cute” and she replied “I know” ……. Her babysitter her taught her to give this answer whenever somebody says she is cute or beautiful and at the same time flip her hair back 🙂 Darn cute when a 2 year old is doing it……

Es gab eine Situation wo ich einfach laut losprusten musste. Jemand sagte zu Ella “Du bist einfach zu suess” und sie antwortete ganz locker “Ich weiss”…… Ihr Babysitter hat ihr beigebracht, diese Antwort zu geben und gleichzeitig ihr Haar zurueckzuwerfen 🙂 Super suess, wenn eine 2jaehrige das macht….

I caught the guys taking a selfie Ella just loves Hubby

Hubby and I She has grown into her own personality

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Ostern mit sovielen netten Osterhunden hat doch auch was .liebe Grüsse Anja

Dann noch soooo viele Hunde.

Bei Hunden bin ich ein “Schisser”, wurde mal vor 40 Jahren

in den Kopf gebissen und seit dem habe ich größten Respekt vor

Liebe Grüße aus RD,

Ah, so many puppies! Awesome! Seems like you guys had a wonderful Easter nonetheless! xxx

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tera kuj nhi ghatyea par bin tere jind saddi thudi hoi ea,,

jhooti e har gal jehdi tere naal judi hoi ea..

Dukhan nu dil vich : –

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fer bulan utte hassa saja lena…..

yaaran de naal wakat guzar ke,

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kade keta c jo pyar usne mainu,

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is zindgi da har sah nagha lena……….

ek milan di aas :-

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chura ke nazar lang gaye kolo di,

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eh keh chale ha :-

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Dukhaan de vanjaare……… :-

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kuj pehlan hi karma maare han,

dukh ik hove tenu das devan,

asi dukhan de vanjare han,

kuj thude jahi nadani hoi,

kuj ohna de meharbani hoi,

sade tarde beri dubh gye,

naa lai kise kinare aa,

dukh ik hove tenu das devan,

asi dukhan de vanjare haan

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KADE DAGA NA KARIYE US JAGAH,

JITHE PREET LAUN DI REET HOVE.

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aya na farishta koi,puchan sada haal ve,

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kar de tu poori jekar,ho jave kamal ve,

ho jave kamal ve.

PHER GEET LIKHAN :-

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PHER GEET LIKHAN MAIN BEH JAANDA…..

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Te wicha palkaan intezaar kare,

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PHER GEET LIKHAN MAIN BEH JAANDA…..

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te hanju peya sukaunda a,

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Te rooh meri kujh kehan lagge,

Jadh palkaan silliyaan rehan lagge,

PHER GEET LIKHAN MAIN BEH JAANDA…..

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Jaa ohnu mere Te pyaar aawe,

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te khat puraane morh dewe,

jaa sabh sadraan nu rorh dewe,

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te armaan paye sarhde wekhaan mein,

jaa gadawaan birho diyaan mekhaan mein,

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Ajj badhe chira badh Nimani yaad aayi eh

mile c pehli war jado

oh vela ah menu yaad ajhe

jithe do dil ik hoye c

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mai dard purna shedh leya

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kodiyan mithiyaan yaadan mainu zeen nahi dindyean

peedan haan ta zehar payala peen nahi dindeeyaan

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apni eh chandri zubaan te…

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Kyun darsaya jhutha pyaar je eda kar jana si.

Kise de dil nu kadi vi nahi ena dukhai da.

Aaj vi teriya khaira main rabb ton manga ve.

Nahi pata ve mainu kive kisse nu dil ton bhulai da.

Tu naa aawin ve :-

Main tapdi hoyi thall dii rait,

tu nange paer na aawin ve.

Main phull haan kandeyaali,

Tu awien hath na laawin ve.

Main sarhadd haan dardan de desh dee,

tu us paar na jaawin ve.

Main jhonka haan wagdi hawa da,

tu fadna na chahwin ve.

Main ajj te haan par kall nahin,

tu jhoothi koi aas na laawin ve.

Main zindagi nahin ikk uddeek haan,

Tu mud na kitey idar aawin ve.

Dhola ve ishqe di hook sun lai,

Baithi kardi udeeka channa teriyaa.

Haouli houli dil chandre di aas mukk chali,

Unjh jhuthiya tasalliya batheriyaan..

Dhola ve ishqe di hook sunn lai…

Aaja ve tu reejha sab lava mere haaniya,

Haal tainu dil da sunaava mere haaniyaa,

Mehram mere dil da tu,murshad mera haaniya,

Goli to main raani ho java mere haaniyaa

Kamli da ishq parvaan ho jjaave,

Galla hon bas teriya te meriyaa…

Sanu te tera gurpal sath hi bathera ,

Ki karniya ne umraa lameriyaa

Dhola ve ishqe di hook sunn lai…

Ruk gayi zindagi :-

Pata ni kyon eh ruk gayi zindagi..

Khawayisha si lakha te muk gayi zindagi..

Badi tej si kade raftar es di..

Eh kehde raah te pai ke ruk gayi zindagi..

Jithe main ni si jhukeya..

Uthe Kyun eh jhuk gayi zindagi..

Bejan ji rooh ho gayi meri..

Te changi bhali chaldi-chaldi ruk gayi zindagi..

Do boondaan di si pyaas meri ..

Pher vi thalaan vang hi suk gayi zindagi..

Rabba Kehde janam da badla lita ‘jas’ ton ..

Jo changi bhali chaldi-chaldi ruk gayi zindagi..

Mere hanjua nu mehsoos kari :-

Mere hanjua nu mehsoos kari, tera har gham us vich gal jayega.

Ik raat akha cho kadd ke vekhi, mere dukha da pata chal jayega.

Saaha naal es laye ne fere, bhave jo marji kar laye banda,

Eh dukh ta saaha naal hi jaana, khabre aj jayega ya kal jayega.

Mere hanjua nu mehsoos kari, tera har gham us vich gal jayega

Je kade eh sawaal utthe, ke rabb mere naal kyon maadi karda e,

Kise mangte di akha ch vekh layi, Labh ohna vich isda hal jayega.

Mere hanjua nu mehsoos kari, tera har gham us vich gal jayega.

Apne zakhma nu khol ke ghummo, kyonke aapneya kol te veil nahi,

Koi aaunda jaanda taras kha ke, us utte marham mal jayega.

Mere hanjua nu mehsoos kari, tera har gham us vich gal jayega.

Je sacchi yaari laani e, rabb nu labhan da paryas tu kar,

Banda te aadat to majboor hai, apni hi gall to vall jayega.

Mere hanjua nu mehsoos kari, tera har gham us vich gal jayega

sada hor koi naa :-

Haq Naal Karde c galti v Sohneya…

Sochiya nahi c inj russ jayega…

Jahaan de naal sanu hasna sikha ke…

Pata nahi c sato vichad jaye ga…

Sikhiya hai dukh tainu muho dasna…

Hor kise utte sachi sada koi jorr na…

Jive de v haige assi tere hi haige…

Saato mukhra na modi sada hor koi naa…

Sochan De Samunder :-

Sochan De Samunder De Kinare Nahi Hunde,

Gaman Wich Dubb Gujare Nahi Hunde,

Sukh-Dukh te Sath Din Raat Da,

Har Pal Maujaan De Hulare Nahi Hunde,

Kande Vi Ne Zindgi de Baag Wich,

Har Kise De Hisse Phul Sare Nahi Hunde,

Kuch Pyaar De Hatho Vi Ne Marde,

Sab SUNNY di tarah Dushmna De Mare Nahi Hunde.

Meri dua tere naal :-

tor ke mera dil je tu chale jandi

athru baha ke main jee parcha laina si,

sirf hundi je guji satt sajna

sekh haukeaan da rooh nu la laina si

hunda je tu bewafa yaar mere

tere khat saar ke dhuni la laini si

akhda tu bedard hai, rakhda pathar dil naam tera

beh janda khwaban di kabar ute

matam hasratan da mana laina si

na teri wafa de main kabil si

tere pyar te mera hakk koi na

tu pul te main dariya sajna

tu parbat main haneri han

tu chal nahi sakda naal mere

te rukna meri fitrat nahi sajna

par main “main” han, te tu “tu” sajna

tu nahi jana jithe meri raah pendi

ja sajna tera rabb rakha

tere kol rehngiyaan meriaan duwavan sajna

oh yaar hunde nahi :-

kade mange challa kade mundri nishani,

ehda kade sohniye pyar hunde nahi…

gallan-baatan vich jehre jaan pairan vich vichaunde,

aukhe vele bhajan wale oh yaar hunde nahi…

ohna chir ishq fazul lagda ae,

jinna chir nain do to char hunde nahi…

jhagra mukka lavo baith ke,

masle da hal hathiyaar hunde nahi…

apna je chahaunde ta sabna da maan kar,

roab naal kade satkar hunde nahi…

maneya ke assi tera shehar chad dita

phir vi tera naam liya khushiyan ch

yaad kita tanhaiya ch

teri dosti anjaane ch shuru hoyi

bin dasse ja paunchi gehraya ch

tere kol reh ke beparwahi kiti

teri kadar jani teriya judaiya ch

mainu duniya di bheer ch na labhan aayi

tainu milange teriya parchaiya ch.

Ik Dariya Wagda Hanjua Da,

Jis Da Raah Sadi Akh Sajjna,

Do sareer Ik Rooh Hunde Si,

Aaj Ho gaye Wakh wakh Sajjna,

Takhat Hazzariya De Malak Hunde Si,

Aaj Bane Galiya DI Kakh Sajjna,

Hammi Sadi Ki Tu Bharni Si,

Reha Poorda Gairan De Pakh Sajjna,

Sade Pyaar Nu Bhulaya Ta Koi Gal Nai,

Sadi Yaad ta Sambh Ke Rakh Sajjna,

Ik Tere Piche Zindgi Bhula Diti,

Ik War Ta Piche Mudke Takk Sajjna….

asin hor ki lena.

saanu dil de vich vasake rakh,

asin hor ki lena..

saada athra mann samjha ke rakh,

asin hor ki lena….

aiba te parde paa ke rakh,

asin hor ki lena..

asin jutiyaan tere paer diyan,

asin kutiyan tere daraa diyan,

sanu buhe te baetha ke rakh asin hor ki lena…………

Main teele chaar teekaye marke,

jhakhad aan khilaar gaya….

Ni tu taan kat naa kiti ni arhiye,

saade dil sahaar gaya….

Mein bure waqt nu aakhan changa,

jaide khote khare ne taar gaya…

pyar shabad onjh changa hai,

ho “Debi” layi bekaar gaya…..

Kache pakke da fark mehsus hunda,

jado kite chenaab di gal chihddi…. mere sare sawaal khamosh hunde,

jaddon tere jawaab di gal chihdi… Manafi tu karna jama painda,

jaddon kul hisaab di gal chihdi..

“Debi” zikar sharaab da nayi karda, jaddon kitte janaab di gal chihdi…

“TERI DEED DA ROGI DE DWA MAINU,

YA MILYA KAR YA YAAD NA AA MAINU..

KHAT JLA K KHUD V JALDI HOVENGI,

VAADE BHUL GYI BHUL K TAN DIKHA MAINU.

NE LOKAN KOLAY KAATON DYA SFAYIAN MEIN,

LONE J ILZAAM TAN KOL BITHA MAINU.

SAARE GEETAN VICH SIRNAWA DEBI DA,

GEET JEHA KOI KHAT CHANDERIYE PA MAINU..

Ambraan ton mud peya dharti te aa rehaa

Aukaat wich rehan di adat main pa rehaa

Gustaakhiya wadh ne ya ehsaan ohna de

Ginti na “DEBI” ho saki main zor laa reha

horan de roop nu sek dian .

horan nu matha tek dian

jo akhan bahut pasand mainu

o mere wal nahin vekh dian .

je yaar mere nal gussey ne.. koi kami mere vich hovegi…dildar mere

nal gusseye ne koi kami mere vich…jinna utto tirda c oh nal mere aj

gusse ne koi kami mere vich hovegie…koi kami mere vich hovegi..rukna

c jithe rukiya nai jhukna c jithe jhukya

takiya jo ban na c ban sakiya nai koi kami mere vich hovegi…koi kami

mere vich hovegi…kise dil vich fera paya nai je kise meinu chahya

nai,Muh kine sohne hor sohne na kise te mera aya nai.. koi kami mere

vich hovegi..hora de roop nu sekdiya hora nu mathan tekdiya ,do ankha

bot pasand meinu je mere wal nai dkhiya koi kami mere vich hovegi koi

kami mere vich hovegi … ek ek tagma jo meshhuri yaara di hik te paka

eh ek ishtihar jo nindiyan da meri pith to je na lath e koi kami mere

vich hovegi..kaiya to jhootha pe gya mein kaiya d man to leh gya

mein…mere nal de agey lang gaye je kalah pichey reh geya mein koi

kami mere vich hovegi ..je khat v aj kal kat paounde je milan v loki

kat aounde…jheeban naal loki dhangde din aukhiya d nal lande ne koi

kami mere vich hovegi….Jede karde si tichra ohde hundiya,

aj o v ohde janaze vich shamal hoye hone,

jede launde si ilzaam ohde te badnami de,

aj o vi ohde vichdan piche roye hone,

fukann lage ni ohda bejaan sharir,

aj oh v ohdi ik jhalak paan nu moye hone,

chadd k o turgi jedi aj sariyan nu,

“Dang” aj kayiya di zindagi de mail hara naal hoye hone…

punjabi funny shayari

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE

MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE

IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA

BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE

Shayad yaadan da dard Tu vi te Hadondi hovain gi,

Rajni ! athru Tu vi te bahondi hovain gi.

Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na H

Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi,

Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri Tasveer Dekhi,

Pher So Na Sakya, Jad Sutta ta Supne Ch Bani Tu Heer Vekhi,

Rajni Tu Haar ban K Sanu Chhad Challi,Hun Bikram Nu Bande fakeer Dekhi…! ….

Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,

Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,

Saadi zindagi ch zehar avein ghol ho gaa,

Rahe unglaan de poteyaan chon lahu simda,

Saatho hireyaan bhulekhe kach fol ho gaya….

Ranjhe ton jayada kise Majnu ton ghatt na,

keeti honi kise ne vi Eho jihi hadd na,

Chann tare Tethon Asin var diyan ge,

Ehna sohniye Asin Tainu pyar diyan ge.Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai

Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai

Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai

Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai

Rabb jaane saada ki rishta

Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai…………

Kagaz de fulan vich sughand nahi hundi

Lehraan to bina samundar vich tarang nahi hundi

Bina akhian de kise da didaar nahi hunda

La ke shartaan kise naal pyaar nahi hunda.

Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke,

Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke,

Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,

Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,

Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar m

Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha, Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha, Mitha pyar te pyar nalon mithi saadi yaari, ehsaas ton mitha kuch nahin milna lab ke duniya saari……

Aag baal ke tandur garam kita, Kach bhan ke chakna chur kita, Aag lag jave unhan majburiyan nu, Jinhe sanu tere toh dur kita.

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi

Kyon rakhaan hun main apni kalam vich syaahi

Jad koi armaan dil vich machalda hi nahi

Pata nahi kyon saare shak karde ne mere te

Jad koi sukya phul meri kitaab vich milda hi nahi

Pyaar te bahut kardi si us nu

Par ki karaan o pathar-dil pighalda hi nahi

Je rab mile te us kol apna pyaar mangangi

Par sunya hai oh kise naal milda hi nahi

Kali-kali nu jod ke phul banda,

Kali-kali nu jod ke phul banda,

Fulan-fulan de milan nu bahaar kehnde ne.

Dil-dil nu jod ke rooh bandi,

Roohan-roohan de milan nu pyaar kehnde ne!

Je gal usde pyar di hove,

Je gal usde pyar di hove,

koi ik aakhe main 5 dassan…

Je gal mere intzar di hove,

koi din aakhe main saal dassan…

Je gal usde wishwas di hove,koi dil

aakhe main rabb dassan…

Je gal mere dard di hove,koi

rovve te main jor jor hassan.. Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu

Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda

Koi kehnda RABB garibaan da

Koi kehnda RABB garibaan da

Koi kehnda RABB badnasibaan da

par tainu paa ke Bikram, main kehndi

RABB mere varge khushnasibaan di

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.Teri doori ch, Ik majboori ch,

Teri doori ch, Ik majboori ch,

Ik zindagi adhoori ch, Roshni di Ik kiran jhalki disdi hai,

O YAARA tu jithon lang jaave, Uthon di ta mithi v vikdi hai.Neha Kaushik

ina Chahunde haan per Zindagi r

Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,

Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,

Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton…….

Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,

Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.

Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,

Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,

Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,

Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae

Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa..

Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa…

Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..

Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne…

Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne….. Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove,

Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove,

Khushiya nal Paroya Har kabul Hove,

Saddi nahi Aaukat Tohfa Dain Di,

De Sakda ha Ik Bas PYAAR Kabul Hove,…..

ਕਦੇ ਫੁਲਾ ਨੋ ਕਦੇ ਤਾਰਿਆ ਨੇ ,

ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪੁਛਿਆ ਸਜਣਾ ਸਾਰਿਆ ਨੇ ,

ਕੀ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਯਕੀਨ ਹੈ ਓਦੇ ਆਓਣ ਦਾ ,

ਦਿਲ ਹਸ ਕੇ ਕਹਿਦਾ ਕੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤਾ ਅਜੇ ,

ਯਕੀਨ ਹੀ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਇਆ ਓਦੇ ਤੁਰ ਜਾਣ ਦਾ

ਸਾਹਾ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਰਚਿਆ ਨੂੰ ,

ਵੇ ਦਿਲਾ ਭੁਲਾਣਾ ਸੋਖਾ ਨਹੀ ,

ਏ ਇਕ-ਇਕ ਪਲ ਸਦੀ ਜਿਹਾ ,

ਤਾ ੳੁਮਰ ਲਗਾਣਾ ਸੋਖਾ ਨਹੀ ,

ਸੁਜ਼ ਗਈਆ ਅਖੀਆ ਰੋ-ਰੋ ਕੇ ,

ਚਲ ਤੂੰ ਹੀ ਦਸ ਕੀ ਕਰੀਏ ,

ਤੈਨੂੰ ਆਖਿਆ ਸੀ ਪਰ ਤੂੰ ਮਨਿਆ ਨਹੀ ,

ਕੇ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਲਗਣਾ ਸੌਖਾ ਨਹੀ

ਜਦ ਮੈ ਹੁਣ ਵੀ ੳੁਸ ਨਹਿਰ ਕੋਲੋ ਲਗਦਾ ਹਾ ,

ਤੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਦੋਹਾ ਦੇ ਭਿਜੇ ਪੈਰਾ ਦੇ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨ ਕੰਡੇ ਪਈ ਰੇਤ ਤੇ ਦੇਖਦਾ ਹਾ.

ਹੁਣ ਵੀ ਓਦਾ ਦੁਪਟਾ ਸਰੋਂ ਦੇ ਖੇਤ ਚ ੳੁਡਦਾ ਦਿਸਦਾ ਹੈ ,

ਤੇ ਓੁਹਦੇ ਸਾਹਾ ਦੀ ਖੁਸ਼ਬੂ ਸਿਲਿਆਂ ਹਵਾਵਾਂ ਕੋਲੋ ਮਹਿਸੂਸ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾ ,

ਸਭ ਕੁਝ ੳੁਹ ਹੀ ਹੈ

ਓਹ ਹੀ ਲਹਿਰਾ , ਓਹ ਹੀ ਨਹਿਰ ਦਾ ਕੰਢਾ , ਓਹ ਡੁਬਦੀਆ ਪੋਣਾ ,

ਓਹ ਮਹਿਕਾ ਓਹ ਫੁਲ , ਓਸ ਦੀਆ ਗੱਲਾਂ ,

ਓਹ ਸਭ ਕੁਝ ਓਸੇ ਤਰਾ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਓਹ ਨਹੀ ਹੈ

Punjabi shayari 4

Jado wafa de boote upper phul lagge,

oh bewfai de kande abaad kar gayi,

usdi yaad c mithe paani wargi,

oh paani nu badal l shraab kargayi,

soorat usdi c pari wargi,

ajj oh apne bewafa roop nu benkaab kar gayi,

rull jave “aman” kite mitti vich,

oh RABB agge ajj fariyaad kar gayi…..

Asin vich suay de paani vangu pta nahi kad veh jana

keete ehsaan jo tu mere te bojj sir sade te reh jana,

bhare joban vich “aman” ne alvida tenu keh jana,

tenu mur k sajjan nahi labhne sada naa hi chete reh jana

Jiwen katiyan asin raatan gin gin teere oh v kade kalle jarur hon ge,

je naseeb ch nahi chain sade oh v kade hanjuan de haar jarur paronge,

je mukk gae ro ro hanju aaj “aman” de,

te yaad kar sanu ik oh v jarur ronge….

Kehnde ne loki k “vicky” awara a.

TaHi ta hale tak kuwara aa.

par je “vicky” kuwara na hunda.

Tan “jalandhar” diyan kudiyan da gujara na hunda……

Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa,

kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka levi,

“TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bus ina keh ke jaffi pa levi .

Dost Tenu yaad na karan ta fer akhi,tu bulavein te na awan ta fer

akhi,meinu maaran lai talwar di lod nahi,bas 1 var nazar fer lai,na

mar jawan tah fer akhi…

Teri doori ch,is majboori ch,ik zindagi adhoori ch,roshni di ik kiran

oh sohneyo tusi jithon vi lang jave utho di ta mitti vi vikdi ae!

J tenu bhulna hi hunda ta ena yaad na karde,

mar jaande kado de j tenu pyar na karde.

mil jaandi j koi dwa mere marz di,

es dil chandre nu pher asi bimaar na karde.

Saadi ruh vich yaadan teriyan ne.

terian yaadan hi saadiyan kamzoriyan ne.

tu ajh vi saadi zindagi vich aaja.

bas akhaan vich udikaan teriyan ne…

sajan pyarea da dukh yaad auga, jithe shavaan mannia oh rukh yaad auga,

hanjua de sagraan nu minia karengi,

sade vangu tu v taare ginea karengi.

Dunge Hunde Han Zakham Bewafai de,

Jo har Kisi Kolo Nahi sahare Jande,

Eh nagme Ne Us tanhai de,

Jehre Har Mehfil Ch Nahi Gaye Jande,

Kuj Rishte ne Aine Anmol Hunde,

Jo todke V Nahi Banaye Jande,

Kuj Hunde ne Lamhe Anj de V,

Jo Chaun Te V Nahi Bhulaye Jande

Jug-2 Jeevein Dosta,

Hon hathan diyan chhavaan ve.

Dukh na hove sohneya Tainu,

Aaun Khushi diyan havava ve.

Kade Kadai chete kar layi,

Saadiyan ta eho Duava ve

Kujh hanju de gaye ne kujh hauke de gaye ne, eh dost tere kee tenu

tohfe de gaye ne, chal chhad dila eh sab gile, jo v de gaye ne tere

apne de gaye ne….

Yaaran di yaari har pal stayegi…dukh vele yaari aape yaad

aayegi…us din paoge yaaran di kadar…jis din yaaran di jind muk

Je dinda na akhiyaan rab saanu,

das kiddan tera deedar karde,

akhaan milliyan te milliya hai tu saanu,

das kiddan na tenu payar karde .

pyaar tan fer hai j dono dillan ch khich hoveee

jism do te jaaan ik hovee

j duniyaa maran te majboor kar dvee

tan lashan do te kafan ik hoveeee

Yarra De Yaar Si Jo Oh Yaar Nahi Rahe,

Wafa Badle Wafa Den Oh Pyaar Nahi Rahe,

Assi Ta Aaj Vi Jaan De Sakde Ha,

Par Oh Mangan De Hun Hakdaar Nahi Rahe….

oh puchdi tu menu ena pyar kyo karda,

main keha ik zid hai taitho har jan di,

oh puchdi tu mainu jaan jaan kyo kehnda,

main keha ik tammana hai tere te mar jan di,

oh kehndi, chal pagal!

kade chan v chakor da hoya hai,

main keha ik arzoo hai ese aas ch zindagi bitaan di.

Ena Chann Te Taareyan Da Kasur Koi Na,

Sadi Kundli Ch Dukh Hi Samaye Hoye Ne,

Asi Jihna De Khayalan Ch Khoye Bethe Ha,

Ohna Sade Chete Hi Bhulaye Hoye Ne…

ajj v tere department wich lokan naal meri jaan PEHCHAAN baaki hai…..

mere hathan ute tere nohan de NISHAN baaki hai….

hor tan kuj pata nai,tu sahmne hai, tahin tan mere anndar JAAN baaki hai….

tu mere lae palla badnaami da fadya, tainu izzat de sakan mere dil

wich ARMAAN baaki hai…..

soch reha c tere jaan picho ki karange,,kissi ne aa k daseya..k aman sirf O gae hai baaki saara JAHAAN baaki hai…..

main ik rukh han jiste kdi bahar ni aae,

main oh chan han jiste kdi nuhar ni aae,

o har bar aa jandi c saini kol waada karke,

chandri pta ni kyo is baar ni aae

Ohdi c majboori, mai ohnu bevafa keh nahi sakda,

Koi laave tohmat mere ishq te, eh mai seh nahi sakda,

Oh bhul nai sakdi pyaar mera, is gal da hai vishvaas mainu,

Oh bevafa nahi majboor hai, is gal da v hai ehsaas mainu,

Shayad ohdi majboori takdi c, ya mera ishq maada c,

“DEEP” rehnda hai khush, is gal da mere apnia nu v saada c,

oh rahe hamesha hasdi,bas ehi mai chohnda haan,

oh dekh na lave dard merian akha vich, tahi luk ke ronda haan,

Main ajj v ohnu chahunda ha, eh gal mai dasda nai

Dunia lai chehra hasmukh hai, par dilo mai hasda nai,

Par dilo mai hasda nai,………………….

TUN EDAAN KIDAAN SOCH LEYA,

ASSIN PATEYAN WANGU JHARR JANGE,

ASSIN LAKHAN HI DUKH DEKHE NE,

HUN EH DARD V JARJANGE,

HAR WARI HARDE AAYE HAAN,

KI HOYA Je PHER HAR JANGE,

Je TUN SADE BINA G LENGI ,

TE ASSIN KEHRA TERE BINA MARJANGE……

Teri yaad da mul asin taar nahi sakde,

Tu mange jaan teh kar inkaar nahin sakde,

Maneya k zindagi lendi imitihan bade,

Je tu hove naal teh asin haar nahin sakde……

khair hove sajna piyariyan di khair hove,

apne beganian di sarian di khair hove…

tere uuche mehlan te chubarian di khair hove,

kari tu duvava sade dharian di khair hove…

khair hove dharti di , kaim asmaan rahe,

khanda, barmanda, chan tarian di khair hove…

khair hove shone chehre, shone dil walian di,

dil kadd lainde jo najarian di khair hove…

khair hove kikli te gidha paun walian di,

saun dian peenga de hularian di khair hove…

khair hove dila taai rog laun walian di,

ishq de dukhan diyan marian di khair hove…

izzat di roti saare jagg nu naseeb hove,

‘aman’ daatan wandde duariyan di khair hove…

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove

Tenu Mil Jaye mehak Mohobatan Di,

Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,

Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,

Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,

Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,

Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,

Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,

Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove….

J mildi eh ravake tenu khushi yaara,,

har hassa tere lai nilaam kar javangi,,

j tu kehnda eh chhad de ve mera shehar “ASEE”,,tere shehar nu v akhri

salaam kar javange,

j fir v tu sochda eh jhootha c “SAADA” pyaar,

jehar da peyala v main aap bhar javagi.

yaad kareya karega mainu jarur.

jado teri aai kite sajna main aap mar javagi….

KaDon rAbbA aSSin tEri miNnat KitTi ,

KaDOn kEhA c sAanU bAnaaDe tU ,

kaDon keHa c Arsh ton dE dhaKKe ,

Es fARsh tE pAhUncHa dE tU ,

TaiNu tErE hi isHq nE tAnG kiTTa ,

tE Tu saaRa Hi KhEd raChAa diTa ,

TeRi baNAyi hoYi mooRat jE Takk BaiThA ,taaN GunAahgAr tU bAndA bAnaa

Je dinda nah aakhian rab sanu..

dass kidda tera didar karde..

akhan milyian ta mileya tu sanu..

Das kidda na tenu pyar karde..

Harr morr te pan bhulekhe tere..

das kithe ruk k tera intejarr karde..

Je milda sajna tu har ik janam vich..

tenu kabul asi har varr karde.

.ik tere nal zindgi hun sadi..

asi pyar nahi bar bar karde….

“SADE” kol hai ik dil te lakh samjhaun wale ,

je samjh na aave ta ki kariye ,

dard dil da hove ta seh laiye ,

je dil he dard ban jave ta ki kariye ,

jihnu dil de rog sunaunde si

ohi rog la jave ta ki kariye ,

jehde naal he sadi duniya c ,

je shadd tur jave ta ki kariye ,

asin aj b rahan takde haan ,

je oh hi saade PIND da raah bhul jave ta ki kariye…….

DuKh dArd TaaN mErE mUkaDraaN viCh,

mAin SHikWa kaRkE ki kArdA……….

jAdoN JeOnA aYa mAinU ni,

mAiN MOUT v mAngKe ki kArdA…….

jAd Antt jUdaYiaaN pAiniYaaN si,

TeRa SaaTh v kArKe ki kaRdA..

tU pYaR dI KiSHti dObb cHaLi,

mAin TaRRkE kArda taaN ki KardA..

jAd tU hi AthRoo PooNjnE ni,

mAin AkhiyaaN BhaR k Ki kArdA….

EthE lAkhaaN “RanJhE” FirrDe nE,

mAin “MiRza” BannKe ki kArDa………….

Mera hath apne hathhan vich fadh k,

lakeeran padh di rehendi aa…

Main hi teri takdeer ve channa,

har vaar eho gall kehendi aa…

Ohde dil vich ikko peed vasi,

oh mainu khon ton dardi aa…..

Oh roon naalon polle dil di kudi…

Loko kyun mere te mardi aa?

Jad hassdi khid khid jaan meri,

ambron tare v digg painde ne…

Chann v kehenda kyun minnu bhull,

loki ohnu takkde rehende ne…

Akhaan naal “hun main ki dasssan”,

oh rabb v kaaboo kardi aa…..

kise kali te payi oh tarel jehi…

loko kyun mere te mardi aa…….

manya ke tenu pyaar bohat ne karde,

eh na bhul sade te vi bohat ne marde,

sade jina pyaar tenu koyi sakega na de,

lab lyi tu duniya sari…

labya na lbu sade jeha sacha yaar tenu kade

Aari aari sabh jag kehnda,

bahuti mushkil yaari,

yaari dekhi chand sooraj dee,

yaari dekhi chand sooraj dee,

charde waaro waari,

yaari dekhi heer ranjhe dee,

ud dee fire khumari,

Ajj De Jamaane Dee Char Dina Dee Yaari………………..

Jiven Langdi Hawa Sukke Patteyan Cho,

Ove Naina Cho Hoke Khaab Langde Rahe,

Bina Mangeyan Hi Dukh Sanu Milge Bathere…

Iko Miliya Na Pyar Jo Mangde Rahe….

Akh da maar ke oh teer gai

kalja sada te oh cheer gai

oochi lami koonj vargi mutiyar

athri jatti yaaro oh heer jahi

ki tareef karan ohdey lab o rukhsar di

bull gulab di patiyan galan ich rangat annar di

sajno asano te kar oh dilgeer gai

phull khildey jadoon vi oh hasse

bado badi sada dil pai oh khasse

dharti maan apne te kare

pabban bhar oh jadon vi ture

tak tak usno dil nahein rajda

ji kare rahway usno takda

akh chuk ke jiss wal tak laway

samjho badal usdi taqdeer gai.

khwaban te khiyalan ich oh rehndi ey

yaaro ik sohni mutiyar tasweer jahi…[:)]

koi rabb di hond nu na manda,

bande kol je har gall da jwab hunda.

ki mahak wandni c fullan ne ,

je fullan wich na yaaro gulab hunda.

raanjha kade vi heer te na marda,

je na heer de cehre te taab hunda.

kaun marda guru de bacheyaan nu,

sarhind da na je zalim nawab hunda.

kinve jamde soorme bhagat singh jihe,

je na hindustan da mahaul kharab hunda.

te ki dharti te lakaan ne rahna c ,

je na dharti te wasda PUNJAB hunda.

je na dharti te wasda PUNJAB hunda……………

Waqt ne jad v hisaab laaya, merian wafaavan te daag laaya…Khoree ki

rahi meri dushmani us naal,hasdi hoyi nu jo mainu vekh na paaya….De

gaya ik kandean da guldasta, aakhri waar jad oh mainu milan aaya..

Bullan utte kinne hee jawaab ronde hon-ge

dob ke do dilla nu chinaab ronde hon-ge,

do pal beh ke utte maar gayi udaari jo,

uss titli nu eh Gulaab ronde honge,

Paagla de wangu kara khud naal gallan,

Uchi-uchi has ke janab ronde hon-ge,

Maar ke udaari sii jo badla nu chumde,

Pinjre ch band oh ukaab ronde hon-ge,

Reejha diya paa ke leera gal vich,

raatan nu dil diya galiyan ch khoob ronde hon-ge

kalle kitte baith ke oh kar-kar yaad saanu,

mukh utte rakh ke kitaab ronde hon-ge

Main uss kitaab da panna haa,

jihnu aaj tak koi na padh sakeya,

main oh pidha vee jariyan ne,

jinna nu aaj tak na koi jarrr sakeya,

Main uss darya da moti haa,

jihde ch aaj tak na koi veh sakeya,

main uss ishq da rogi haan,

Jiss toh WARIS SHAH vee na bach sakeya

Yaad kitta e dil ne tainu

Tu kithe la laye dere ne

Labh Labh asi thak chale

Sunne dikhde chaar chufere ne

Do pal aa ke mil ja SUNNY nu

Oss kamle nu ohi do pal bathere ne….

Nitt Nitt nahin yaarian laa hundiyan,

ke bade aukhe ne banuane yaar ethe.

jina naal si kuch pal beetey,

yaad saari umar aune oho yaar ethe.

kade yaaran ton mukh nahin mor hunda,

karde galtiyan bade balwaan ethe.

russ russ ke aakhir mann jana,

chalda rehna hai yaaran vich takraar ethe.

krishan sudama di yaari vich fikk peya,

phir apne jehan di ki hai aukaad ethe.

kitey sahiba ne tode teer jatt de

te kitey bulle shah ne manaya nach yaar ethe

pyaar pyaar kehn naal pyaar nhi hunda…….

gallan chaar karan naal yaar nhi hunda….

Dil taan laa litta tu SUNNY naal

Par kadi v saade te aitbaar nhi hunda….

Eh dard avalla a,

Eh peer anokhi a,

Asi kunde pittal de,

Oh sucha moti a,

Ohnu jit v sakde na,

Mull lai v hunda nahi,

O ki hai sade laye,

eh keh v hunda nahi.

Punjabi shayari

Teri yaari da mull assi taar nahin sakde,

Tu mangge jaan tey kar inkaar nahin sakde,

Maneya ke zindagi lendi imtehaan bade,

Par tu hove naal tey aapa haar nahin sakde

Language toh bohat aate hai..wich language u wana talk in

Kadd pata tu saanu chhadd jaana,

Tennu vekhan nu vi assi taras jaana..

Na karri ve injh sohneya..

Tere to bagair saadi jind vich saah mukk jaana asi Anapa

Ik dua di aas ch saari raat jaage

par koi taara ambro tutya na

ohna haal vi saada puchhya na

par koi manya na koi rusya na

ohna da turda kadam koi rukya na

tey saade nain’o paani sukya na

tey issi aas ch jeevan mukya na

chori chori saanu takiya naa kar..Chitte danda vich soohi buliyaa de ke

haasa apna zoraa zori dakkeya naa karJe taqfeero saamne aa bhi jaave tu

sharmaa ke assa de kolu nasseya na karAssa nu marr mukandiyaa ne teri aadava

mukh apne tey zulfa girra ke jhatkeya naa karSaada dil tu koi gall vi chupandi nahin

apni meri koi vi gall kisse nu vi dasseya naa karAa sau vaari aa mere khawaaba tey khayaala vich

tennu kis ne keha mere dil vich vasseya naa karTadfa saanu tarsa saanu teri khushi saadi khushi ey

bas ik gall tu saadi mann le saade naal tu russeya naa kar

Kar ke gussa khud hi pachtavenga

Dil tor kar mera, khud bechain ho jaavenga

Karega phir tu intezaar, par mennu na kidre paavenga

Kar ke vichora, umar bhar da rona de jaavenga

Jinnu Jaan Jigar Assi Kehnde Si

O Horr Kisse Nu Chaunde Rahe

O Hasde Rahe Begaaneya Naal

Saanu Utle Mano Bulaunde Rahe

Assi Keetiya Duava Pyaar Diya

Tey O Daag Ishq Nu Launde Rahe

O Daag Mitaaya Nahi Mitde

Assi Hanjua Naal Mitaaunde Rahe

O Hi Raah Vich Saanu Dob Gaye

Jinnu Assi Kinaare Launde Rahe

tusi rus gaye razi kita

tusi yaad aaye miss kita

jad v miss kita thoda jiha ro dita

te jad v tuhanu yaad kita ek gal dil toh jarur puchi

k ek vaar das do mainu k tuhande layi

main ki ki nai kita

Kade mere Naam Likhe,

Injh Lagda hai ,Mere Bina Rehna Osnu,

Je Miley Oh KUDI taan Kehna Osnu

Apne vi osey thaa te patti bann landi si

Hunn aa gaya k nai dukh sehna osnu

Je Miley Oh KUDI taan Kehna Osnu

Kaddi apni hassni te vi aunda gussa

kaddi jagg nu hassaun nu ji karda

kaddi ronda nahin si kisse di maut tey

kaddi aive hi ron nu ji karda

kaddi ajnabi da saath vi lagda changga

kaddi apne vi lagde begaane jehe

kaddi mangda dil ik hor jeevan

kaddi eh vi mittaun nu ji karda

Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?

Gallaan gulaabi te rab ne laal rang keeta

Assa taa sochde si ke surkh bullaan da lishkaara hai

je kar gusse naal vi takde ne

taa vii yaar da roop lagda bada pyaara hai

Assi sab kujh harr gaye iss vapaar vich,

Tey assi yaad ban ke reh gaye usdi yaad vich

Yaar ko assi vada pyar karda hai….

aur uski yaad har waqt andi hai…..

Dosti vich hoyi bewafaayi ta dekhi jaugi,

Je tu preet na nibhaayi ta dekhi jaugi,

Mein Rsb de kehen tey vi Teri dosti ni chhadni,

Je tu apni kasam paayi ta dekhi jaugi

Haani badal jaande ne pyar ohi rehnde ne..

Par dil vich intezaar ohi rehnde ne..

akhiyaan taras gaiya vekhno..mukhra vikha tey sahiTennu mere geeta da sangeet bulaanda ey

dil judsai vich teri hanjuva da geet gaanda eyFir aake chala jaavi ik vaar phera paa tey sahi

fir je bulaava tey beshaq tu naa aaviKis gallu russiya eh enna das jaa tey sahi

fir aa ke chala jaavi….Meri jaan tey ban gaya ey kujh vele da mehmaan haa

Aakheer vele aake lagi preeta di laaj nibhaa tey sahi

Palle vi laabh tey haaniyaan bohat ne,

Ki hoya je ohna koi zakham de ditta,

Ohna diyan saade tey meharbaaniya vi bohat ne

Dil te mere teer chalan din raat tere naam de

lakh karle tu sitam saade naal A

Assi parde ha kalme ajj vi tere naa de

Tere shehar aaun da chaah hi reha.

Khat tere naam paun da chaah hi reha.

Tennu apni zindagi banaun da chaah hi reha.

Tere naina vicho peen da chaah hi reha

Gal vich Paaiya Baahan..

Kittey fir na Vichhad jaavan..

Ehi Sab nu Samjhaavan..

Chaahe Sutti Mein Marr jaavan

Rabba manga ek o mang mein khush rakhin sohnea nu

kande us di raah de apne peyr vich chuba lavan mein

Har ek hanju us di akh da hans ke pi lavan mein

Hamesha pyar di shaan hetha rakhin usnu paave tuppe sarr javan mein

Dosti vich kammi kadde koi aave na

ek duje ton muh pher laiye

rabb eho jehi ghadi dikhaave na

khush raho tussi umar saari….

hanju tavaadi akhaa vich kadde aave na

Labhde ha peyra de nishaan jaande raahvaa ton

Puchde haa sunehe aaundiya hawaava ton

Karde Dua tennu kisse di na thod hove,

Maar deyi aawaz yaara je saadi kadde lod hove

Saada Chann jeha yaar apni chamak gavaave na,

Phullan jeha chehra ohda kadde murjhaave na.

Ohdi aankh vicho hanju kadde dulle na,

Manga Rab tu Dua oh saanu kadde bhulle na

Tu mennu enna pyar kyu karda e,

mein aakhda bas ik zidd hai tethu ‘harr’ jaan di.

Tu mennu jaan-jaan kyu kehnda e,

mein keha ik tamanna hai tere tey marr jaan di.

Paagal kadde chann vi chakor da hoya e,

mein keha ik aarzu hai

ess aas’ch zindagi bitaun di

Ohne saanu kadde yaad na keeta,

na yaari de hundiya na yaari tuttan de baad keeta.

Assi usde dil di dunghaayi tak pohanch na sakke,

shaayad iss zinda dilli tey usne majboori’ch pyar keeta.

Par fir vi koi gilla nahin uss shakhs to,

bhaave ohne saanu barbaad keeta.

Vasda rahe oh yaar mera,

ohne jhutha hi sahi saanu pyar ta keeta

Tey assi hanjua de vich rull jaana,Assi umraa tak tennu yaad rakhna,

How did the dog face become Snapchat’s ‘hoe filter’?

Women use the Snapchat dog filter—and men shame them for it.

When it comes to Snapchat filters, some are better than others. The rainbow puke is iconic. The Bob Marley was misguided. But Snapchat‘s biggest contribution to the range of our internet self-expression may well be the dog face filter, which has emerged as an unlikely shorthand for flirty-sexy vibes.

Some of the first to call attention to women’s usage of the dog face were men who sought to shame them for it, branding the dog face “the hoe filter.” The nickname stuck, the misogyny was normalized, and a meme was born.

Here is one hypothesis about the person who first decided to link a dynamic image overlay of a cute dog with its tongue sticking out to promiscuity and “sluttiness”:

Who decided having the dog snapchat filter made you a hoe? Lol a lil boy probably

That is an extremely good guess, Marisa! As soon as the dog filter came out, fellows on the Internet started acting sanctimonious about it.

TO ALL GIRLS THAT USE THE DOG FILTER ON SNAPCHAT :https://t.co/gpy5FEeirw

Kim Kardashian reinforced the “hoe filter” label last week when she used it on her own Snapchat dog video, although she may have been employing it sarcastically to preempt the inevitable comments from her detractors.

All of this whining, mostly from men, has only made women who use the dog filter funnier and more defiant. There are dozens of women (and some guys) firing back on Twitter with dog selfies, refusing to be Snapchat-policed.

my expression when someone says the dog snapchat filter makes you a hoe pic.twitter.com/hTscGGQLju

yall ever realize that? even a dog filter on snapchat is now a "hoe filter" just cause every girl was doing it?

"Only hoes use the snapchat dog filter"

"if you use the dog filter on snapchat, you a hoe"

Some fans have even written articles in defense of the maligned filter. Its appeal—the reason it’s become so strongly associated with women in the first place—is multifaceted. Yes, it’s very cute, but it also applies an airbrush-style effect to the non-dog portion of your face.

There’s a pretty blatant double standard for women on Snapchat: Your looks are constantly scrutinized, but if you use a filter that enhances them, you’re a “hoe” or “thot.”

And even though women are working to reclaim the dog face, Snapchat slut-shaming is a moving target. Do you like the flower crown filter? Too bad, because that apparently makes you a “hoe” too.

I hope everyone realises the new hoe filter on snapchat is the flower headband

If she Uses the The Flower Crown Filter on Snapchat…… She A HOE!!….. Idc idc Not up for debate

According to men you a hoe if you use

the flower filter

It’s not as if sexism is a new problem, or one that’s specific to Snapchat, but it’s fascinating and horrifying to watch the predictable way it seeps into every new online space.

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